" The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are. "
" What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back. "
" There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people. "



when u take ya girl out on a date and she say she want mcdonalds